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kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

masserror:

Some candy bars are shaped like this

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some are shaped like this

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AND THEN THERE’S TONY’S ASYMMETRIC BULLSHIT OVER HERE

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somewhere death the kid is shitting himself

it’s called Tony’s Chocolonely. it’s like they knew nobody likes sharing uneven pieces so they made a whole uneven bar so you have an excuse to keep it all for yourself. except for the circle, which you give to a person as an apology. as a way of saying ” yes, i may be a weak link, but i have had most of this bar, and i like you enough to share this one even circular piece with you.”

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